Doritos and Milk does not a breakfast make

So I decided to give my two year old milk and Doritos for breakfast, yep I am a rebel mom. Just too lazy to go in the kitchen and actually cook some food. Especially at 5am. So he goes about doing his thing and eating, then he comes and climb in the bed next to me to cuddle and then it Happens, he barfs all over me, himself and the bed. And for a brief moment I didn't know what to do. It was like a slow moment still frame., and all i could think was: Should I clean him up first? Do I clean myself up first? Do I clean up the mess in the bed? And oddly why does it smells like vomit and milk and Doritos combined? Wait? I know why? That's what you fed him? Then I strangely thought do I have to wash all the sheets? Can't I just wash the comforter? Yep I thought that but sadly it soaked through so I had to grab my febreeze, and hit the mattress and put new sheets on the bed and the covers in the washer, and gave my child a shower. so that is how my morning went, I definitely need a cup of coffee .

Love bug turns TWO!

Where has the time gone? My love bug is now TWO! I miss his infancy stage! I think I want another baby in the house because this one has gone up by leaps and bounds. He is even insisting on feeding himself more now. Kinda makes me sad when I think about all the times I let someone else feed him his dinner (I should have fed him more myself ) . I am embracing this new journey into the two year old stage with him, by having an open mind and not rushing into anything; including potty training. We will start that journey when he is ready. Looking at my little one and seeing how big he had grown brings tears to my eyes. Because I know that it won't be long before he is too big for me to carry in my arms or sit in my lap. That is why I get do defensive when idiots tell me ,oh put that baby down , he's too big to carry let him walk. I mean really people what do you think I am going to be wishing when he is a senior in high school. That I held him less or more? I even mourn the fact that we no longer baby wear unless he is napping and I am out shopping. But watching my luvbug and learning his likes and dislikes have been a joy. He's now into toy cars. And I am like who told you that you are supposed to play with those and then the sounds he makes while driving them is too funny. And he has discovered the television. So Disney jr, nick jr , and sprout tv is on constantly. I prefer he watch sprout tv because those shows aren't as annoying and they don't play as many reruns like the other stations. I think it's pretty sad that I know all the preschool shows like the back of my hand. I also think that December babies have it pretty good. I use to think growing up that having a birthday in December would be awful but my baby has it made. Presents a week apart, he is so darn lucky. I can't wait to see what this year will bring for him.

It's beginning to look like Christmas !

Open letter to Kenya Moore from Real Housewives of Altanta

Kenya,

Girl what can I say......I am at a lost of words from watching you on television. You are a single desperate woman who is chasing after a man. Honey don't you know that men are hunters and they must hunt. You as the woman are supposed to be the prey , you shouldn't be laying all out in the opening waiting for the hunter to come find you. You are making some serious mistakes and I hope every single woman in America who watches Atlanta housewives take note of your behavior so they can know how not to act. You are begging this man to marry you yet you flirt with other men right in his face and then pretty much ask to be a part of a threesome with a married couple. That man was looking at you with such disgust in his eyes. And I am sure in his head he was thinking, can't turn this hoe into a housewife. Also single ladies take note as well, do not go on a date and start talking about the age of your eggs and how you need this man to marry you because you need to be pregnant like yesterday. Nor do you discuss whether or not you are ovulating. That will cause that gentlemen to run away and never look back. Kenya I believe you are in love with the idea of marriage. Clearly you aren't ready for that responsibility. So just go out and buy yourself a ring and give yourself a party cause you clearly don't understand what marriage is all about. And the rest of the world is looking at you and having a good laugh. And by the way child, no one remembers you from winning Miss USA in 1993, that was 20 years ago so stop acting like you just won that title. And stop acting as though you are so famous that you need security! No one knows who you are! I remember you. On trois and on the Martin show back in the 90s but I didn't know you were miss USA! You are a has been just face it.

This sums it up.......

Can I claim them on my taxes?

Yep , these folks most certainly live in my house. I wonder if I can claim them on my taxes this year?

Not having Prayer in school is not the reason behind the tragedy at Sandy Hook

To the idiots who believe that the tragedy that happen at Sandy Hook Elementary was because President Obama took prayer out of schools because he's a Muslim and the anti Christ, y'all need to have a history lesson and I am just the one to give it to you. That way you can stop posting up this foolishness on social media sites. The supreme court banned prayer from schools in 1963 after Madelyn Murray - O'hair filed a lawsuit. Now Barrack Obama was born in 1961. So I am sure at 2 years old back in 1963 he was not the president. So it's clearly been 50 years since prayer had been in school, this isn't something that was banned recently when President Obama took office. I understand that everyone is looking for answers and want to blame this tragedy on someone or something but the truth of the matter is ; The only person to blame for this , is the gunman himself.

Now school prayer had nothing to do with what happen at Sandy Hook on December 14, 2012; if school prayer prevented school shootings then those poor little Amish girls would be alive. Prayer is not "banned" in schools anyways , its forced school led prayer that is banned , individual children can pray at lunch during break before school etc as they please they can even do it as a group as long as the staff is not leading them.

So To the soulless idiots who keep posting on social media sites that 27 people died because forced prayer is not allowed in US schools let's be clear if you believe that your Christian child doesn't take God to school with them then YOU failed as a parent, the school didn't fail to have God in the school YOU DID! Your child has the legal right to pray in school at lunch, during break, before class, and after class, with friends or alone. They can even organize religious student organizations. An organization called the ACLU, will even fight for YOUR CHILD'S RIGHT TO DO SO. What CAN NOT happen is staff and faulty leading or insisting on children praying ANY prayer be it Christian or of ANY faith. Frankly everyone should be happy because even Christians do not agree on one form of Christianity.