Doritos and Milk does not a breakfast make

So I decided to give my two year old milk and Doritos for breakfast, yep I am a rebel mom. Just too lazy to go in the kitchen and actually cook some food. Especially at 5am. So he goes about doing his thing and eating, then he comes and climb in the bed next to me to cuddle and then it Happens, he barfs all over me, himself and the bed. And for a brief moment I didn't know what to do. It was like a slow moment still frame., and all i could think was: Should I clean him up first? Do I clean myself up first? Do I clean up the mess in the bed? And oddly why does it smells like vomit and milk and Doritos combined? Wait? I know why? That's what you fed him? Then I strangely thought do I have to wash all the sheets? Can't I just wash the comforter? Yep I thought that but sadly it soaked through so I had to grab my febreeze, and hit the mattress and put new sheets on the bed and the covers in the washer, and gave my child a shower. so that is how my morning went, I definitely need a cup of coffee .

Love bug turns TWO!

Where has the time gone? My love bug is now TWO! I miss his infancy stage! I think I want another baby in the house because this one has gone up by leaps and bounds. He is even insisting on feeding himself more now. Kinda makes me sad when I think about all the times I let someone else feed him his dinner (I should have fed him more myself ) . I am embracing this new journey into the two year old stage with him, by having an open mind and not rushing into anything; including potty training. We will start that journey when he is ready. Looking at my little one and seeing how big he had grown brings tears to my eyes. Because I know that it won't be long before he is too big for me to carry in my arms or sit in my lap. That is why I get do defensive when idiots tell me ,oh put that baby down , he's too big to carry let him walk. I mean really people what do you think I am going to be wishing when he is a senior in high school. That I held him less or more? I even mourn the fact that we no longer baby wear unless he is napping and I am out shopping. But watching my luvbug and learning his likes and dislikes have been a joy. He's now into toy cars. And I am like who told you that you are supposed to play with those and then the sounds he makes while driving them is too funny. And he has discovered the television. So Disney jr, nick jr , and sprout tv is on constantly. I prefer he watch sprout tv because those shows aren't as annoying and they don't play as many reruns like the other stations. I think it's pretty sad that I know all the preschool shows like the back of my hand. I also think that December babies have it pretty good. I use to think growing up that having a birthday in December would be awful but my baby has it made. Presents a week apart, he is so darn lucky. I can't wait to see what this year will bring for him.

It's beginning to look like Christmas !

Open letter to Kenya Moore from Real Housewives of Altanta

Kenya,

Girl what can I say......I am at a lost of words from watching you on television. You are a single desperate woman who is chasing after a man. Honey don't you know that men are hunters and they must hunt. You as the woman are supposed to be the prey , you shouldn't be laying all out in the opening waiting for the hunter to come find you. You are making some serious mistakes and I hope every single woman in America who watches Atlanta housewives take note of your behavior so they can know how not to act. You are begging this man to marry you yet you flirt with other men right in his face and then pretty much ask to be a part of a threesome with a married couple. That man was looking at you with such disgust in his eyes. And I am sure in his head he was thinking, can't turn this hoe into a housewife. Also single ladies take note as well, do not go on a date and start talking about the age of your eggs and how you need this man to marry you because you need to be pregnant like yesterday. Nor do you discuss whether or not you are ovulating. That will cause that gentlemen to run away and never look back. Kenya I believe you are in love with the idea of marriage. Clearly you aren't ready for that responsibility. So just go out and buy yourself a ring and give yourself a party cause you clearly don't understand what marriage is all about. And the rest of the world is looking at you and having a good laugh. And by the way child, no one remembers you from winning Miss USA in 1993, that was 20 years ago so stop acting like you just won that title. And stop acting as though you are so famous that you need security! No one knows who you are! I remember you. On trois and on the Martin show back in the 90s but I didn't know you were miss USA! You are a has been just face it.

This sums it up.......

Can I claim them on my taxes?

Yep , these folks most certainly live in my house. I wonder if I can claim them on my taxes this year?

Not having Prayer in school is not the reason behind the tragedy at Sandy Hook

To the idiots who believe that the tragedy that happen at Sandy Hook Elementary was because President Obama took prayer out of schools because he's a Muslim and the anti Christ, y'all need to have a history lesson and I am just the one to give it to you. That way you can stop posting up this foolishness on social media sites. The supreme court banned prayer from schools in 1963 after Madelyn Murray - O'hair filed a lawsuit. Now Barrack Obama was born in 1961. So I am sure at 2 years old back in 1963 he was not the president. So it's clearly been 50 years since prayer had been in school, this isn't something that was banned recently when President Obama took office. I understand that everyone is looking for answers and want to blame this tragedy on someone or something but the truth of the matter is ; The only person to blame for this , is the gunman himself.

Now school prayer had nothing to do with what happen at Sandy Hook on December 14, 2012; if school prayer prevented school shootings then those poor little Amish girls would be alive. Prayer is not "banned" in schools anyways , its forced school led prayer that is banned , individual children can pray at lunch during break before school etc as they please they can even do it as a group as long as the staff is not leading them.

So To the soulless idiots who keep posting on social media sites that 27 people died because forced prayer is not allowed in US schools let's be clear if you believe that your Christian child doesn't take God to school with them then YOU failed as a parent, the school didn't fail to have God in the school YOU DID! Your child has the legal right to pray in school at lunch, during break, before class, and after class, with friends or alone. They can even organize religious student organizations. An organization called the ACLU, will even fight for YOUR CHILD'S RIGHT TO DO SO. What CAN NOT happen is staff and faulty leading or insisting on children praying ANY prayer be it Christian or of ANY faith. Frankly everyone should be happy because even Christians do not agree on one form of Christianity.

You will survive Obama

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color. I have seen only one positive post and by it you can truly see this man love for God...he states that we must pray for the president and not cross the line and disrespect him like many of you have done because he holds the highest seat in office and this man isn't an Obama supporter, so wow.....I have also seen many people true colors and it's sad....it makes me doubt that you are the Christian you claim to be....and makes me wonder if you have a hooded white sheet tucked away somewhere. You want to take America back? Take America back from who or whom? Cause I don't remember in a dictatorship and we aren't control by Great Britain anymore, we have won our independence , have you forgotten the 4th of July? America and the world has ended????? What bible are y'all reading? Cause I looked all through there and didn't see no where where OBAMA would end the world and MITT was the savior of the world. I did see that no man no the day nor the hour not even the angels in heaven. Or this one....let's keep America American! If that is the cases then none of us will be in this country but the native Americans. On the statue of liberty are these words :
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
So stop with this let's Keep America American crap , America is for everyone, if you strongly have a dislike for the leadership of this country then the airport have flights leaving out daily....or you can drive to Canada or Mexico take your pick.

Riot at Ole Miss on election night

Of course members of the student body were embarrassed because the actions of certain idiots (cause I dare not say students, since mature college students don't act like two year olds and throw tantrums ) their school was thrown in the national spotlight and our great state was given that negative look again. Mississippi and ole miss is looked as KLAN KOUNTRY by the rest of the world once again .....why?????? This incident comes just Three years after the KKK gathered at Ole Miss to protest the University chancellor's decision to remove "From Dixie with Love" from the school band's song list and the removal of their beloved mascot Colonel Reb to the black bear. Just a several weeks after the 50th anniversary of violent rioting that greeted the forced integration of Ole Miss with the enrollment of its first black student, James Meredith. Just a few weeks short of them electing their first black homecoming queen. The school currently has their first black female student body president. But the rest of the world isn't focus on that , they are concern with what these idiots did after President Obama won re-election...why did they have a Obama /Biden sign on hand? Were they planning on burning it anyway no matter the outcome ???? These small minded children were not acting like the young adults they were supposed to be. And I go as far as to call this model behavior......they learn hate at the home. And I can probably bet money that while these idiots were burning signs and using racial slurs their parents were on social media saying how the world has ended and how America is now dead , how Mitt Romney was our savior and he was going to keep America American, how we need to take America back, doomsday is near; like the posts I was seeing coming across my newsfeed. And their actions truly made the rest of the student body feel embarrassed, because not everyone feel that way only small percentage of the student body, whose parents probably still have white hooded sheets in the back of their closest and they have instilled that same message of hate to their offsprings...

So you want to seceded from the USA?

Important announcement for all of you who signed petitions or posting petitions for states to seceded from America. You all look like idiots read a history book:

Secessionists are traitors to America, and in their crime of treason, they should be treated as such - consider the fate of Benedict Arnold's handler:
'John Andre was left holding the bag, to the dismay of just about everyone American and British alike. This extended account of the luckless major’s last moments* is from the pen of Continental Army surgeon James Thacher. "Major Andre is no more among the living. I have just witnessed his exit. It was a tragical scene of the deepest interest. During his confinement and trial, he exhibited those proud and elevated sensibilities which designate greatness and dignity of mind. Not a murmur or a sigh ever escaped him, and the civilities and attentions bestowed on him were politely acknowledged."'

http://www.executedtoday.com/2008/10/02/1780-major-john-andre-benedict-arnold-west-point/

Marika Tsircou is the Greek Beverly Hills Version of Me!

As many of you who know me personality , knows that I am a reality show junky. Well somehow Beverly Hills Nannies escaped my radar. It wasn't until yesterday while on the ABC family app located on my iPad that I came across The show. I spent the entire day watching every episode of this show. OH MY GOODNESS! I know the show was supposed to be about the nannies hence the name but give Marika more air time. She is so like the Greek Beverly Hills version of me. If I lived in the BH we would totally be best friends. I think I am having my first mom crush LOL !

Like me she is an attachment parent, baby wearing, full term Breastfeeding momma, natural parent! And she believes that breast milk can cure any and everything because she had done her research . I instantly felt a connection with her on screen. Then when I saw her cute little one Xander wear a Baltic amber necklace just like my little one ; I knew me and this mom had a real connection. Then watching her carrying Xander around the house in the Mei Tai , just like I carry mines around in his or the Moby wrap around the house, I was like ABC give Marika her own show cause she is bringing to television what attachment parenting is all about. Then i really fell in love when I saw her frozen stash of Breastmilk! Marika you rock! And kudos by the way for the reunion show, yeah that idiot who wanted to know about the beer and breastmilk need to do some research.

Marika was very outspoken just like I am on the show. And that is a must for attachment parents who also Breastfeeds. When it comes to the dealings of our children our nannies or babysitters must parent along the same lines of us. And what was with the deal of Justin wanting to be paid $40 an hour? Get real hunny, and please don't believe Kristin she isn't making that much. I don't even pay my babysitters that much. Marika was correct in her price $12-15 an hour is what you are going to get. What do they think they are going to be doing for $40 and hour? Brain surgery ?

Books by Zane vs the 50 shades of grey series

This is an open letter to my friends of the Caucasian race who told me that I must read the 50 shades of gray book series. How it was so hot and steamy and it's like reading hardcore porn. For the longest I have been seeing all the hype about this book and how it was just too hot to handle, so of course I haven't read it being the southern belle that I am. *insert sarcastic laugh here* But I just kept hearing from you all that OMG this book is filled with hardcore porno type scenes on it that is very detailed. Women were raving about this book. How it got them all hot and bothered and that they wanted a man like Christian Grey. So I got my friend to bring me her copy of the series and let me say this. The 50 shades of gray series is just like reading nursery rhymes and bed time stories. Now if you want to read something that is really hot and steamy and will excite you to the bone, I would go as far to say that you will even get the Big O for reading these books, each and everyone of you need to pickup some books by this author name ZANE , you can find her in Barnes and nobles and books a million and even on your nooks and iPads and kindles. I suggest you read them on an ereader so no one will know what you are reading. Because these books are nothing compared to 50 shades of grey . Just ask any woman of the African American race and she will tell you. Show time has even turn several of her books into miniseries that airs late at night for a reason. Unlike 50 shades of grey these books aren't sold in Walmart or target. You must go to the bookstore and tell them you want ZANE books. Here are a couple of titles to get you started in the Zane series:

The Sex Chronicles: Shattering the Myth

’Gettin’ Buck Wild: Sex Chronicles II

Purple Panties:

Missionary No More: Purple Panties 2

Addicted

Shame on It All

The Heat Seekers

Nervous

The Sisters of APF

Head Bangers: An APF Sexcapade

Skyscraper

Afterburn

Dear G-Spot:

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Chocolate Flava:

Succulent: Chocolate Flava II:

Caramel Flava:

Sensuality: Caramel Flava II

Love is Never Painless:

Honey Flava:

Another Time, Another Place:









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Sandy Hook Elementary

December 14, 2012 marks another tragic day in our nation's history. 20 sweet precious children at Sandy Hook elementary in CT., lost their lives today when a craze gunman went on a shooting rampage inside their school. 20 children who wont be coming home for Christmas. 20 angels who wont graduate from high school or college. 20 would be doctors, lawyers, teachers, leaders of the community. 20 hopes and dreams for a brighter future now lay dead in a school. As a parent it saddens me to think that our children are no longer safe at school. Instead of fire drills, tornado drills, and earth quake drills. Our children must have drills on what to do if a craze gunman was to enter their school on a shooting rampage. 20 parents sent their little ones to school not knowing that this would be the last time they heard their voice, laughter or smile. 20 parents expected to pick their children up from school to hear about their day. 20 parents expected to see their children's faces light up on Christmas morning. Now heaven has gain 20 angels playing on golden slides and merry go rounds. Parents no matter how much your little ones get on your nerves today, hug them tight. Love on them and kiss them. Cause we never know what the day will bring.